Letter From 13 Year Old About Surviving the Apocalypse
I was wondering, HOW DO I SURVIVE. You see, i’m 13. This gives me no chance to buy guns, stockpile food, or build a cabin somewhere in the rockies. However, heres some stuff I do have: My parents have a taser and a pistol with two clips, each like 10 bullets each. The bullets are fragmentation, meaning they explode inside someone, tearing their vital organs to shreds. My Mom is an organic nut, so we have a ton of healthy, yet good tasting, food that, like, never spoils. We live in a quiet suburb community thing about a mile or so from Johnson City, TN. We also have tons of knives, golf clubs, and my dad has a really tough motorcycle suit, which is all leather. He also has plenty of motorcycle helmets to spare, so at least we have head protection. We also have three fishing rods, lots of bait and crap, and we live a few minutes away from a giant lake with fish. We have two useless sports cars, but also a giant Tank-Van-Jeep thing. Also the lake goes on for miles and eventually connects with other towns, and we have a canoe. Plus, my Dads a surgeon-doctor guy. Plus, post-apocalypse, we can head to my grandparents house which is an hour away. They live in the woods, in a two-story log cabin, with lots of tools, and they have more fishing poles and bait, and a pond full of fish, and a garden, and LOTS of guns, to be specific, 4 pistols, one of which is a Colt. Revolver, a double-barreled shotgun, a US Army springfield rifle, some rifles with silencers, tons of ammo, and I mean tons, and they also have a sword and a machete. And back at my house, we also have a pressure washer, which on high setting, will really mess you up or kill you, so its like a cannon. So I was wondering if you could email me or do an article on your website about what I should do. Plus, if everyone else is dead afterwards and I need to repopulate the world, theirs this hot 14 year old girl up the street thats about as tall as me. So yeah, what should my survival strategy be?
13 year old boy.
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